well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Randomize
