I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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