Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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