I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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