yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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