You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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