its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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