I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
