You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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