Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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