If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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