Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize