Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
tell me about the eggs
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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