I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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