i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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