Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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