I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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