IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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