Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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