My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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