Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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