i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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