2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
