i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sober January is a disaster.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
