my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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