i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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