You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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