What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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