Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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