The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
