Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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