ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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