how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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