I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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