Define "chronic" masturbator.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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