69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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