Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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