All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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