That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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