GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Randomize
