the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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