Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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