plz talk dirty to me
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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