Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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