Got a toothbrush?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I look excited, but its just a facade.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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