I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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