I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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