But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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