Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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