They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Panties = found
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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